I'm getting tired of the monotony in our relationship. Every day it's the same thing.

English muffin. English muffin. English muffin. English muffin.

I think you're taking me for granted. You don't realize how much I provide in our relationship. We don't do anything special anymore. Do you even remember when we last had a Pop Tart? It's been over a year.

You can make this up to me. Let's go for something exotic tonight. Have you heard of this naan? I was reading about it on one of the discarded take-out menus. I understand it be an Indian flatbread. It sounds exciting. I think we should try it. If not, well... Have you ever noticed how easy it is to misplace your wallet? You never know where it will turn up.

Yours, Toaster